{"id":214,"date":"2006-12-10T08:11:51","date_gmt":"2006-12-10T15:11:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/10\/wii-kills-television\/"},"modified":"2006-12-19T03:23:54","modified_gmt":"2006-12-19T10:23:54","slug":"wii-kills-television","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/10\/wii-kills-television\/","title":{"rendered":"Wii Kills Television"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Like literally.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/tv_killed.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"319\" alt=\"tv killed\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For you lucky bastards who snagged a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendo.com\/channel\/wii\">Nintendo Wii<\/a>, beware:  Keep those wireless controllers away from your overzealous selves!  Or you might end up destroying your television, rendering your Wii&#8217;s utterly useless!<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-content\/photos\/tv_killed_2.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"tv killed 2\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For more gruesome images, visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wiihaveaproblem.com\/\">Wii Have a Problem<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Update: Nintendo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendo.com\/consumer\/strapreplace.jsp\">offers replacement<\/a> for defective straps and advises users <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nintendo.com\/consumer\/wii_safety.jsp\"><strong>not to let go of the Wii remote itself<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Like literally. For you lucky bastards who snagged a Nintendo Wii, beware: Keep those wireless controllers away from your overzealous selves! Or you might end up destroying your television, rendering your Wii&#8217;s utterly useless!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-214","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-game-consoles","entry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paJQs-3s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=214"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/214\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=214"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=214"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.alleba.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=214"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}